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3 years ago
(2022/06/04 09:53 CST)

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PDF - Israel Uses US Weapons To Blow Up US Humanitarian Projects in Gaza _ ZeroHedge

I am so glad that the US Government spends my hard earned tax dollars on such worthwhile things; don't worry @Quoteman I'll keep working harder and paying more taxes so your kike brethren in Israel can keep on doing stuff like this with it. This sort of stuff clearly makes the world a better place and clearly benefits me and my country as an #American citizen. / #Sarcasm

Great Quote on #Israel and American operations in the #MiddleEast

"If the US #Congress really cared that the Israelis are destroying the infrastructure it built for the beleaguered Palestinians in Palestine, it would, as in #Ukraine , sanction Israel, send major weapon systems to the Palestinians and call for regime change in Israel. Instead, it has announced its support for Israel - from Lebanon, to Iraq, to #Iran , to Syria, " - C.J.
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2 years ago
(2023/09/09 12:38 CST)

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Video: She is a genius! She just invented something the whole world could use!

🤣😂😆😭 #TooFunny #Sarcasm #Nostalgia
#History #irony

If only we had phones like this, that were like "whole house phones" that attached to the wall with a cord so they couldn't get lost, and were like for the whole family. 🤣😂😆😭

In 2023 Telephonic Communications Technology just went full circle, 360 degrees.

1 year ago
(2024/01/16 10:25 CST)

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United Airlines New Diversity Hiring Model - They Only Want Black Female Pilots From Black Colleges.

#Sarcasm : The new advertisement for United Airlines touting their groundbreaking #Diversity hiring model for pilots.🤣🤣🤣

https://stream.org/the-brew-united-chooses-dei-over-friendly-skies-and-meet-the-new-high-flying-miss-america/

https://patriots.win/p/17s5kLRTWA/united-airlines-woman-pilot/c

#DEI #CivilAviation #TooFunny #TooSad #WokeOlympics

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1 year ago
(2024/01/17 15:50 CST)

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Fuck The World Economic Forum and Klaus Schwab

🤣😂😆😭

Too bad this didn't actually happen in the #Davos meeting of the #WEF , it is a fake video made by an Iranian comedian.

These un-elected megalomaniac fucks in the World Economic Forum want to run our lives, I'm glad people are telling them where to get off.

https://www.weforum.org/events/world-economic-forum-annual-meeting-2024/

https://damonimani.com/

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/damon-imani-davos/

#TooFunny #WeThePeople #KlausSchwab #Globalist #ClimateChange #Sarcasm

1 year ago
(2024/03/25 19:04 CST)

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Rated R For Retarded ep145 25MAR2024

Now this guy has some talent and an interesting take on current events.

#TooFunny #TrueWorldPolitics #CIA #Ukraine #Russia #France #Woke #Terrorism #memes
#irony #Sarcasm #MiddleEast

https://www.youtube.com/@borderlineartistic468

1 year ago
(2024/04/01 08:10 CST)

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Elon Musk’s Neuralink shows brain-chip patient playing online chess _ Computing _ The Guardian

#memes #Sarcasm #TechnocraticOligarchy #Healthcare

Yes, let the "Tesla Guy" put a chip in your brain, what could possibly go wrong? 👍

https://neuralink.com/

https://www.businessinsider.com/neuralink-elon-musk-microchips-brains-ai-2021-2

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11 months ago
(2024/06/04 07:28 CST)

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THE ☭ TOLERATOR

Man, this shit is #TooFunny

Parody on the Terminator as a #Woke tolerance pusher

#DEI #Diversity #Sarcasm

10 months ago
(2024/06/28 07:51 CST)

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Biden prepping for the debate with Trump

Behind the scenes look at President Joe #Biden 's handlers getting him ready for the big debate with trump. 🤣🤣

#TooFunny #DNC #politics #Sarcasm

2 months ago
(2025/01/27 14:15 CST)

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We're Gonna Have To Stop This Too

Educational outcomes show the same racial statistics that crime statistics show:

Black children act badly in school and have lower test scores just like blacks are more likely to commit violent crimes later in life.

However, in this #Woke environment, instead of admitting that blacks have a lower IQ, are more prone to behaving badly and also more likely to engage in criminal behavior; let's just say that standardized testing in schools is racist, as are crime reporting statistics and the whole justice system.

Lets just give black kids a free pass when they behave badly in school, fail standardized tests and commit violent crimes later in life. It's not their fault, the whole system is RACIST 👍👨🏿 🎓 / #Sarcasm

https://www.nea.org/nea-today/all-news-articles/racist-beginnings-standardized-testing

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/02/11/dartmouth-standardized-testing-sat-racism-progressives/72498000007/

#Niggaz #Education

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2 weeks ago
(2025/03/20 07:00 CST)

$Come check out the new Muslim city in Texas complete with Islamic sc$

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Come check out the new Muslim city in Texas complete with Islamic schools, a college, mosques, and so much more _ Not the Bee

Yes sir-ee... This is Exactly what the great state of #Texas and #America needs: [ #Sarcasm ]

Another wave of #Immigration consisting of folks who have no intention of assimilating into #American culture and who in fact, intend to create a segregated city based on Religion.

"They've got Islamic schools, mosques, stores. Everything that is needed for a Muslim to live comfortably in their own city to make sure they don't have the opportunity to assimilate into American culture." - Not the Bee

https://notthebee.com/article/come-meet-the-man-building-epic-city-and-epic-ranch-a-muslim-city-in-texas-complete-with-islamic-schools-college-mosques-and-so-much-more

(Governor) Abbott posted: "To be clear, Sharia law is not allowed in Texas. Nor are Sharia cities. Nor are 'no go zones' which this project seems to imply."

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-muslim-town-plans-opposition-2036184

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2 weeks ago
(2025/03/21 08:47 CST)

$TxDOT's Regional Express Access Lanes Plan. The REAL Plan - Deleted$

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TxDOT's Regional Express Access Lanes Plan. The REAL Plan - Deleted PDF files

I heard tell of this plan to expand roads around #Houston #Texas . At first I didn't think much of it but when I went on TxDOT's web page for this project:

https://www.txdot.gov/projects/projects-studies/houston/real-plan.html

I noticed all the PDF downloads, save one (detailing a similar project in #SanFrancisco #California ) had been deleted from the website.

With the help of the "Wayback Machine" I was able to find saved copies of those PDF files which I compiled together here for posterity.

Nothing increases a body's confidence in an issue quite like deleting public information about said issue from an official government website [ #Sarcasm ]

TxDOT also has a pretty cringey concept video for this project which I will re-post for your viewing pleasure, in the likely event it also gets deleted.

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2 weeks ago
(2025/03/21 14:55 CST)

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John F Kennedy - Secret Societies Speech (The Sequel) 👍

#TooFunny #TooSad #Sarcasm #MIC #History

A pretty controversial parody of a historic JFK speech. Have we as a nation really just sit on our asses, distracted by TV and our #SmartDevices as our country declines into mediocrity and disarray? Well AI JFK has some harsh words for us.

https://www.jfklibrary.org/archives/other-resources/john-f-kennedy-speeches/american-newspaper-publishers-association-19610427